A 70-year old grandma was reported to prosecutors today for taking a garbage bag from a dump and emptying its contents on a stranger's lawn. It turns out this grandma has a used garbage bag-collecting fetish, and that she has stolen over 30 bags from the dumpster since February. The stranger turned her in because, even though she was obviously just a freaky old lady, she had cumulatively dumped over 4kgs of trash on his premises on four separate occasions.
My two cents on this news bit? Not a huge big deal. It's weird, but at least she's not throwing bulldogs and kittens to their deaths.
By the way, the man in the picture is not the dude who complained. Instead of putting a picture of the culprit, I had a photo shoot with Jackie Chan, who tried his best to look like a garbage bag fetishist showing off the newest addition to his collection.
Story here.
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