Santas Getting Lazy. Here's How We'll Fix It.

Attention Kids! We have an important task at hand.

In December of 2005, someone got a snapshot of Santa lounging and watching TV when he was really supposed to be charting out the fastest route to your chimney on Google Maps and delegating present-wrapping duties to his elves. What a lazy bastard!

That's why, this year, we want to send Santa this strong message of warning: "I know what you did last Christmas." And we're going to do it by collectively carrying around these lazy Santa ceramic cell phone straps, so that at every house he comes to (late, and with some half-ass present he didn't put much thought into), he'll think: "Wait a minute...how do they know?"

Then, next year, he'll be freaked out and he'll do a good job and you'll get the PS3, the Wii, and the Kirby doll you asked for on your wish list. Albeit a year late.