Let me tell you the story of Tissueman and Paperman. It's actually kind of a tear jerker, despite how ridiculous the two may look. Tissueman and Paperman are twin brothers. Tissueman loved to party, but he couldn't help but notice that there was never enough things to wipe snot and spilled drinks with. So Tissueman decided that, by wearing a box of Kleenex on his head, he would be doing all party animals a great favor. Nobody would ever have to wipe Tequila and Barf on their sleeve again.
Inspired by his socially responsible brother, Paperman felt compelled to do something too. He realized that parties often lacked toilet paper--usually leading to the accumulation of dirty paper towels in very badly clogged toilets. The brothers' plan worked. Thereafter, there was always enough paper at the parties they attended, and even better, drunk girls were always reaching over their heads, giving the brothers ample opportunity to booby tap them.
The great news is, YOU can be the next Tissueman or Paperman. Just buy the pre-made outfit here, put on your dress shoes, and get ready for the party of a lifetime.
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