Wow. Who knew this was even physically possible
? An 81-year old Sapporo man was arrested yesterday for paying a 14-year old girl to have sex with him. The guy's name is Nobuhiro Nakamura, and the girl was a junior high school runaway who ran into him at a supermarket last year and agreed to the arrangement. She told her parents everything and they told the cops.
The guy fessed up pretty readily, and I think I would have too, if I was an 81-year old dude. You know, just to flaunt the fact that my parts are still working and that 14-year old girls still dig me.

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