Cell Phone Strap Treasure In A Pirate's Chest

You all watched Pirates of the Caribbean, right? (I fell asleep in the theater, but I think that still counts.) Pirates like treasure trunks filled with gold and expensive jewels. So with this cell phone strap set, you get to experience the anticipation and excitement that old-school pirates used to feel when they found a treasure trunk, without having to deal with the treacherous seas and evil enemies trying to stop you. Just take the paddle and use it to pry open the trunk. Then brush it off with that orange thing, and you'll find a special cell phone strap accessory inside...

Get it here.

Comments

[Cell Geek]

Shouldn't it come with Davey Jones' heart inside?

[mq1986]

And hey--I'm pretty sure that unlike actual pirate treasure, you don't receive a lingering curse which turns you into a walking corpse.