Toilet Ashtray Actually Flushes Your Cigarette Down

This beautifully crafted ceramic ashtray will probably want to make you take a dump, not smoke a cigarette. But it can only be used for the latter.

It does have one function similar to that of a WC, however--you can remove the red cap on the side, put water in it, and "flush" your Camels by pushing the red button once you've filled it. (Note: it doesn't actually make your cigarette disappear, but it does regurgitate enough water to extinguish it.)