March 14th is White Day in Japan. That means that boys get to decide whether they're going to return the favor to those girls who gave them chocolates on Valentine's Day. I explained this gender-biased tradition in an earlier post about Valentine's Day.
Of course, in the United States, things are done a little bit differently. It's usually the guy that showers the girl with love on Valentine's Day, and the girl...well, she might bake some cookies or something, but pretty much her only real role is to look pretty and swoon. So a bunch of dudes came up with their own version of White Day last year. Same day--March 14th--but it's called Steak and Blowjob Day. I give you two guesses to figure out what that's all about. As its founders state on the holiday's official Web site: "this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you care for him."
So if you are one of those boys who received some kind of expression of
love (or like) exactly a month ago from a Japanese girl, you better be
hitting up those flower shops for a nice bouquet, or you'll be
inadvertently slapping her in the face. But if you live in America and had to treat your woman to some fancy dinners and champagne a month ago today, make sure your woman gives you what you deserve.
You know, I actually read a women's comic advice book where she actually supported Steak and Blowjob Day. I believe her argument was that in comparison to the amount of money, time, and effort that men have to spend on women on Valentine's, throwing a slab of meat on the grill and then giving a blowjob was pretty minimalist. She also added that since Valentine's came first, it might encourage the guys to do a really good job to warrant a really special compensation on Steak and Blowjob Day.
A sound idea, if you ask me.
Posted by: mq1986 | March 14, 2007 at 11:16 AM
Haha, Actually, March 14 is a celebration of Pi day in America. Pi Day and Pi Approximation Day is a celebration of Pi, due to pi being equal to roughly 3.14 (3/14 or March 14) hehe. I can see people and schools celebrating Pi day over ... er... the lesser known steak and blowjob day.
Posted by: Haroon | March 16, 2007 at 04:09 AM
I have been successfully able to incorporate Valentines Day with Steak, and BJ day for some time now.
The secret? I don't open my mouth unless a complement is coming out of it first that day. The rest is reciprocal, as always. ;)
Posted by: vagrant | March 19, 2007 at 03:16 AM