I found this beautiful faux marble peeing drink dispenser at a shop in Odaiba. I thought the Godzilla beer dispenser was awesome, but this one's a pretty good contender. I mean, it's a peeing statuesque little boy, peeing whatever you want to drink. Great for people who have that what's-it-called fetish where you like to pee on people. I think in Japan it's called SUKATORO. The heart sticker is a nice touch.

And, it might be at a good price! Or, you can pay $300+ for a Bronze version of the Peeing Boy from Brussels...
Origin: "Belgian Boy was created by the mayor of Old Brussels, Belgium whose son had wandered off into the forest. He was sculpted just as he was found. To this day, he graces the Grand Plaza fountain in Old Brussels.
Belgian Boy Fountain - $384.80
OPTIONS
170 GPH Pump Kit - $70.20
300 GPH Pump Kit - $85.80
475 GPH Pump Kit - $101.40
80 GPH Pump Kit - $54.60
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scares me you can specify how many gallons per hour the kid can pump out! I also wonder how much trash talk the kid had to handle growing up with everyone seeing him as a young naked boy, peeing.
Posted by: Poetryweb | April 13, 2007 at 06:42 PM