Next time you sit your ass down on one of those hi-tech heated toilet seats, think twice. According to a study by the Japan Warm Water Bidet Council (who knew they even had one?), 105 toilet seats have caught on fire since 1984, forcing toilet giant Toto to issue a warning to customers to the effect of, make sure your ass doesn't catch on fire.
Pictured here is the company's Z series toilet bowl, which offers a pulsating massage and an automatic deodorizer in addition to the normal seat-warming and butt-spraying functionalities.
Most of the toilets have a mesage on the seat warning you about "low temprature burns". Ouch!
Posted by: Michael Sullivan | May 11, 2007 at 11:12 PM
This is too funny!
Posted by: nelskuni | May 17, 2007 at 12:09 AM