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July 30, 2007

"Earthquake Sets Japan Back to 2147"

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There's an awesome article in The Onion this week titled "Earthquake Sets Japan Back to 2147." I can't even begin to summarize it because the writer's so witty and satirical and I can't really compete with that. But here's an excerpt and a link:

Teleportation of food and water remains at a standstill as technicians in Kobe continue to fix the extensive damage to the eight-million-yottabyte mainframe computer, a four-by-three-inch quantum femtoprocessor responsible for accessing and fulfilling the thoughts and desires of all Japanese.

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"Quake victims wander the streets in search of synthetic water and a neural implant charging station."

HAHAHAHA

Really funny article!

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