There's an awesome article in The Onion this week titled "Earthquake Sets Japan Back to 2147." I can't even begin to summarize it because the writer's so witty and satirical and I can't really compete with that. But here's an excerpt and a link:
Teleportation of food and water remains at a standstill as technicians in Kobe continue to fix the extensive damage to the eight-million-yottabyte mainframe computer, a four-by-three-inch quantum femtoprocessor responsible for accessing and fulfilling the thoughts and desires of all Japanese.
"Quake victims wander the streets in search of synthetic water and a neural implant charging station."
HAHAHAHA
Really funny article!
Posted by: Haroon | July 31, 2007 at 09:28 AM