Japanese Come to the Conclusion that a Robot is the Perfect Housewife

After many years of hard core research and first hand experience, researchers at the prestigious Waseda University have come to the conclusion that a $200,000 robot is the best kind of Japanese wife. Twenty-One is the first robot that has a touch as soft as a human's. Roboticists have never before been able to balance strength and flexibility to this degree—it cost millions of dollars and seven years to develop.

Twenty-One's creators made her slightly shorter and a lot plumper than the average Japanese woman—this girl is 5 feet tall and weighs 245 pounds. Unlike the rough-from-dishwashing fingers of human housewives, her hands are soft and smooth as silicon and have 241 pressure-sensors to gently massage you with. She talks, but only when you tell her to, and only what you program her to say. At this stage in her life, she only has 15 minutes of battery life per charge, which means you only have to deal with her for 15 minutes at a time. A chauvinistic husband's dream!

Link (Thanks, Sam!)

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[Dragonfang18]

So is there a law against polygamictic robot marriages?

That way when one dies in15 min. I have another one ready to go! lol