This Saturday is the annual Masturbate-a-thon in San Francisco—it's a group masturbation event-slash-competition-slash-fundraiser for the Center for Sex and Culture. The world record holder for "longest time spent masturbating/male" is Masanobu Sato of Tokyo. He masturbated for 9 hours and 33 minutes in 2008, and is back this year to defend his record. Every year, at least a couple guys come from Japan to compete. Anyway... the event is this Saturday, and it should be a lot of fun if anyone wants to check it out!

I will stick to stying in New York thank you very much. I dont think its worth to go all the way overthere just to see guys mastrubate.
Posted by: Dragonfang18 | April 30, 2009 at 08:14 PM
Speaking of weird stuff ... *shakes head and walks away*
Posted by: Saavik256 | May 01, 2009 at 06:00 AM
What you forgot to mention is that Masanobu-san actually came in first and third in that competition. Well, I'll bet he'll be pulling for us in the finals.
Posted by: Dach | May 02, 2009 at 12:35 PM
Saying someone _came_ first and third in a masturbation competition just sounds like a really bad pun.
Posted by: Saavik256 | May 04, 2009 at 10:06 PM